Fred Batt Gothic Calendar 2012

Latest From Karl Beattie:
KARL BEATTIE OFFICIAL MESSAGE: Hi Guys. Just thought I would pop on and clear a few bits up. I have been told that there have been a few fools making idiots of themselves with comments about MH’s return as if they have some sort of inside information…they don’t.

There is only one person who knows everything that is happening regarding on going meetings, formats and channels that we are talking too and that is me.

All of this information is given to only three people, Yvette, Fred and Simon. Any information given outside of us four is simply false. Please remember my friends, when someone says that they ‘know television’ or state that ‘they have official information about MH’, they are lying and it is only an attempt to boost their own failing career or get some sort of notoriety on their sad little FB/Twitter/Forum pages.

I have also seen posts and had messages from people who say they have inside knowledge of information of MH…again they are attention seeking burks who have little in their lives other than trying to make themselves seem important…to them I say a huge grow up and fek off.

The only people who you can trust to give you correct, up-to-date information are those directly involved and they are myself, Yvette, Simon and Fred.

I am only putting this post up because I have the greatest respect for you all and the support you have shown is beyond belief, I know I speak for Yvette, Simon and Fred when I say we owe you all so much and love you loads. It is because I have such strong feelings for you all that I cannot stand and see a few publicity, attention seeking low lives cause confusion. My message to them would be sort out your own back yard before jumping into mine!

Thanks again you lovely people, remember together we are stronger. xx

Gordon Smith
Good morning peeps! My next event is Preston this Friday hope to see you there! Gx.

Derek Acorah
I’ve finished my private readings for the day. Just waiting now for my bike to be delivered. I really can’t wait to get started. 🙂

Chris Conway
Tarot Readings an amazing £10

Yvette Fielding
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 2 cups dried fruit and 1 bottle Vodka,
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat

Ok thats a scroll i think 😀
Erm anyones ears burning ooops

Killin myself laughing at Nikki’s Limahl outburst 😀

Am giggling here at the thought of Degsy in a sharp suit cycling around the countryside 😀

Karl wants mediums to be banned from the stage??? Errr no, don’t agree with that. People aren’t forced to pay money and go and see them, it’s their choice, and should remain so, whether or not you believe the person on stage is a charlatan or not.

I always find it strange that Karl and co dissed and tore apart Derek’s ‘possessions’ and yet on countless Most Haunted episodes I saw Karl and Stuart become ‘possessed’ by so called angry spirits, and act out !

Not enough rolly eyed smileys for me to use at this point, sorry. Talk about selective memory.

Rant over. Soz 😀

Hi J 😀

ah ha!! i like the way your thinking lol, yes that would be the icing on the top ……. dont forget the Brothers Klinge Ghost Lab 😉

Thanks glad you enjoyed The Haunted….. yup its on every weekday at 2am 😀
Glad i caught you have a good day mate xxx

Most Haunted Next Generation
Hey MH Family,Hope you all have a Great Week and Please keep getting your friends to join us here or People who dont know about MH or the Page:) Classic MH Continues all this Week on Pick Tv at 6pm Dont miss it,Stay Tuned for all Official News and Updates 24/7 and the future of MH 2013:)
Simon and Karl x

Karl Beattie official fb page.

Karl Beattie

Hey Guys do you think that stage mediumship should be banned, unless the medium is prepared to stand up to what they say/pick-up? x
(erm got this of mhicb ….. and i could not confirm it on Karls page so…., anyway talking about mediums)

Derek Acorah
A week at home for me when I will be conducting some one-to-one sittings and getting on with my autobiography. On Friday of course I will be joining Richard Felix for the last of the Psychic & Science shows for 2012 at Elsecar Heritage Centre, Barnsley. I do hope to see some of you there. It’s a fantastic show where everybody gets to take part and well worth attending.

A very good afternoon to everybody. I’m feeling rather pleased with myself today because I’ve been out and bought a bicycle. I realised that apart from walking the dogs, I really don’t get any exercise at all (apart from running around during my theatre demonstrations lol). I’ve noticed that over the last 12 months or so I’ve put on a bit of weight that just refuses to budge so I think cycling could be the answer. Gwen thinks it’s highly hilarious and says that I won’t keep it up, but I’ll make her eat her words and show her that she’s wrong. I’m looking forward to many hours of pleasant cycling around the countryside.

Colin Fry
Raining and very windy in Sussex this Morning , busy day last of the peices to move from the other house up to my little house in Haywards Heath , Orders to Dispatch , all of the Stock for Senses has now been moved to new location so dispa
tch should be back to normal though , however even during all this upheaval we have stuck to our max delivery period 🙂

Please note :
If you wish to place orders from Senses By Colin Fry for Christmas , ORDERS MUST BE PLACED NO LATER THAN 17TH DEC TO BE SURE OF CHRISTMAS DELIVERY .

@ Nikki awww i missed you 🙁 by 1 min lol hope the shop goes smooth…..enjoy the tv catch up mmmm you have me singing Shakey now lol x

One more from our Dave to follow till soon be well and w\wishes xxx

Hi All

@ Jason ooo lucky you looks like a nice area
🙂
Did you see Fact or Faked ? … it was pretty good eh ?

Jeeez man early morning para viewing hmmm great way to start the day !! 😉
What was The Haunted like ? PW quite hard to beat eh…. its done really well …… hope its good… as its on all week 😀 mmmmm I am going to watch it sometime today.

I hope Really are getting lots of viewers 😉 who’d have thunk Freeview would win in the para tv race eh
Still do not know what channel mh willl be on but Really must be in the running surely ????x

@ Debby sounds good thanks for that, thats 2 for 2 good reviews so far !!!!! m m m ….. well i’m going to save them all and do a Crinkley Hall binge fest 😀
I remember it being hard to read at times … but thats James Herbert for you 😉

Think Helen is going for the Mylene (think that was her name) spot 😉
I am so glad they have not forgotten the girl viewers this year …. David is quite the specimen 🙂
Rosemary is fartastic
Hope the weather is better for you and the knee is easing up x

@ Tracey Everyone else reading eh 😉 ah ha! you must be talking about the mysterious 300 lol
I know he done a bit of crying so maybe he was coming down with something and what with the starvation diet it got the better of him ……. he wasnt on his A game…. hope he is feeling more like himself now.

Sorry i cant think of the eps you mentioned ? but i do see where you are coming from re the female evps 😉 etc Do remember the San Diego ep though lol x

Ok i am going to see what Jake has to say for himself today ….. fb has been a bit quite but i will bring what i find to you …. 1st a cuppa though x

@ tracey i agree i hope really tv does so us the other shows what g/a ,have done and give us a live g/a next halloween ,i suppose it depends on tv viewing figures .

morning claire xxx ,watched pw last night awesome ,whats that behind the green door ,as shakey stevens sang lol ,just about to watch the haunted xxx morning everyone else nikki vicki debby tracey xxx

morning claire and everyone else ,is that worcestershire uk ,thats not far from where i live ,xxx

Hi All

@ Nikki, I know!!!, and to think it was only shut down in the 90’s!! Unbelievable, what passed as acceptable treatment eh …. MH would have done a brill live there especially with David!!! 😉

Yup i just thought typical….. but she was well rid of him … and thank gawd for her bro and new fella … i mean she was an emergency nurse for gawd sake ???? So kinda eats stressful situations for breakfast very credible PW!!
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Rosemary is a diamond that fart!!!!!
Nadine is a fart!!!!’

lmao… that fart lasted longer than 2 of Helens trials in fact when i heard that fart i thought oh dear she has sharted herself lol

Re Helen total stroppy teenager eh jeeez and like you said her attitude?.. amazed me! such confidence ????? Kinda redeemed herself last night though, i go from wanting to throttle her to wanting to cuddle her…. bclock talking 😉

Yeah your right about the portrait but that picture you have in mind sounds lovely 😉

‘i was going to suggest D wells idea but it think my dad would spit out his tea at the price wowsers!!!!’

hehehe yup its one for the lotto list 😉 does sound brill though …….

Hope you enjoyed Strictly i did not get to see all of the last dance it did not record it….for some reason it taped something else?? so i just saw the last few moves but boy that man has improved.
I taped Crickly Hall and i am going to save it
😉 but it sounds good from what Tracey has posted 😀 Hi Tracey x

I was thinking about Debbys link re the cells that were not really cells in that ep of GH ……. now thinking back to the incident at Moss Distillery where they claimed to catch the owners out at hoaxing.
Now if you give them the benefit of the doubt and say ok they did not know about the show the owners put on for customers (even though Loyd Auerbach parapsychologist claims that it was common knowledge) Then that for me says they should sack there researcher!!!…. also proves that you really need a historian to keep you right 😉

So another reason why mh had the right ingredients and should not change lol 😀

Ok i’m off to get a hot drink then quick look at Jakes place …….tbc x

Hi peeps
well trifle was a success if not a trifle runny on bottom but it all goes down well eh

@Debby aww you are most welcome on here hugs back atcha feel free to comment on anything we are all open minded ! hence the site lol we love a good find like your link and a good para true story so share away ,how’s things in the house ? has the atmosphere lifted? hope so for all of you .

@Tracey lol Heston Bloomingthall i like some of his ideas but there are really out there
Uri was a huge friend to Michael J i wonder if he saw Degsie’s seance O H D E A R

@Jason it is nippy my guineas are inside at mo hope you and mum are well and toasty are you watching the jungle? is it me or is helen driving me up the wall!

@Claire oooh have caught up now well re GA and Letchworth what a horrid place , i couldn’t help but feel empathy for all the people that dwelled in that awful place and for the nurse who was interviewed , all those graves with numbers on Here Here for the memorial with alll those names on good grief , fantastic evp’s though they do get some good voice phenomena such a scary place and i’m with you MH have defo got to include that one on their list!
re P/witness again poor family gosh her husband wasn’t much cop was he , i think he closed his mind to alll of it and didn’t know how to deal with the problem , but at leasy her second boyfriend was helpfull and her brother just knew the place wasn’t right , but a fantastic building with all those hidden rooms , but that dirt room scary as hell . that programme dont half make me jump!!!
Strictly i have watched a little of as i recorded it but go go Lisa babes Gotta luv that woman !
Watched the jungle last night and like i’ve said to J i am now getting fed up with Helen “i’ve given it 100%, yet i haven’t lasted more than 10 secs pout pout ” flannigan, i did feel sorry for her a one point but ididn’t like how she had a go at limahl for speaking his mind and Charlie for not looking at her in a strange way??? yet when Eric had a go at her she didn’t retaliate?? mmm met her match with Eric me thinks gawd luv him , so please public do the decent thing and vote someone else lol
Rosemary is a diamond that fart!!!!!
Nadine is a fart!!!!

Dont get started on Cameron!!!!! lol why i orta!!!!

No i have changed my mind on the cat picture even tho it’s a lovely idea because the dog passed away quite soon before jemima , so it didn’t feel right just doing the cat if you get my drift , but they are getting into Buddhism so i want to find them a peaceful picture with trees on perhaps that they can look at and meditate , i was going to suggest D wells idea but it think my dad would spit out his tea at the price wowsers!!!!

rightio Crickley Hall tonight ! strictly results and the jungle can’t get better than that well you could if MH was on but that’s another story

W/wishes all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

David Wells
yesterday
Witchfest international today, favourite gig of the year! Croydon I am on my way

Visit Barbara Meiklejohn-Free page. Awesome talent.

Just checked Karls page strange thing is he has that mh fb page that was causing probs as a fav ….????
XXX

Hi

@ Debby dont mention it …… Pain!!!!! is a grrr. Hope its easing x
Ah ha! him indoors lacking sympathy ……. different story if the knee was on the other leg eh 😉 men eh lol

Well The Haunted is on mon – fri 2am …. says new, on the description ? quick google check states its been on the go since 2009 so …..

I know…… i will miss the medium though ….and the historian etc ….Yes the girls made me laugh too ….. have you seen Yvettes Screaming Banshees ???

Well erm not sure about that given that they will still have a Demonologist on board 😉 Get the feeling they may still be hunting for Jake ????? Maybe not though do get what you are saying re the more tech scientific approach but they will have to be careful ……. They may get lost! as they are messing with so much of mh identity ….. know what i mean? also …. accusations of copying etc.

LMAO I noticed that too lol…… maniac slasher on the loose….. very strange though they all report the exact same sensation…. that icy burning feeling that almost floors them ?? ….. whenever i see that i think back to Zak in Bobby Mackays ‘DID YOU JUST SCRATCH ME!!!!!’

‘I’d just like to say a BIG THANK YOU to you all for making me feel so welcome on here, I already feel like part of the family, you have been so kind and welcoming and I am looking forward to spending more time with you discussing all paranormal genre and of course MH return….:) big hugs to you all.’

AWWWWWW ……….i know its lovely here eh 😀
Kindred spirits one an all xxx

Thanks for the link 😉

@ Nikki oooo that knee of yours sounds really bad mate Epsom salt baths !!!!!

I dont think he did feel guilty about Yvette ???? He is rarely wrong dont yah know… nah that would mean admitting he was not a gentleman 😉 Do think it played a big part in where we all find ourselves now though re no mh it stung Yvette badly. Lots of jealousy in the para community.
imo mh made a better job of investigating Eastern State P than GH did ……. but then they had David Wells with them 😉

Strictly was good last night eh ……. re the jungle i quite like the newbees lol ‘Too Shy Shy’ 😀
As for the Tory Nadine she is a Tory right ??? bit confused keeps saying things like ooo we are all the same etc but then David C thinks we live in a classless society hmmmmm depends what you mean by classless David ???? ok i will shut up.
Anyway she is not a fav of mine as yet ….. can you tell lol awww she might grow on me i do like Rosemary so far 😀

Enjoy your para tv catch up you have good stuff coming…. wait till you see Letchworth.

MMMM Trifle did you say trifle yummmmmm hope it…. licious 😉

Well i aint got a thing yet ???? i’m thinking of making a slide show of pics of my Dad when he was a DUDE on a disc you know like Si did of his night at Freds but ????? well i’m not that pc smart so ….also i will have to buy him something…… and everyone else! but i cant get passed what to get my Dad you know things being as they are ???? So ideas welcome lol 😉
Did you get a pic done of your Dads Cat J ???
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OOO busy Mum stuff ……put plenty Sherry in that trifle 😉
X

@ Tracey lol 😀 Yup Derek was a bit taken back !!!

Had a look up…. ahem….. scroll up…. i should say lol and found a quick hello from our Darren awww
Sorry matey lots happening here you just got lost in all the posts so Hiya Darren hope your ok x
Right i’m off to see Jake about some goss 😉
Have a lovely sunday….. its awfy cauld here brrrr but sun is shining hope its shining on ya all W\wishes xxx

Going to read your link in a minute Debby.

We love having you on here, your posts are always interesting and so glad you feel welcome. 🙂

Sorry to hear about the injury though.

Loving the sound of that trifle Nikki. I don’t like posh trifle with jelly and cream, I’d rather have dream topping.

Can hear Heston Bllumenthal turning in his grave (*blows raspberry at him*).

Am laughing now cos Im remembering Uri Geller suddenly becoming a spirit medium and out dereking Degsy. Something of a triumph that. I don’t think its been done before or since 😀

More later 🙂 hope everyone is well xx

Hi, me again….lol 🙂

I’d just like to say a BIG THANK YOU to you all for making me feel so welcome on here, I already feel like part of the family, you have been so kind and welcoming and I am looking forward to spending more time with you discussing all paranormal genre and of course MH return….:) big hugs to you all.

Good Morning all

@DEBBY he he i hear you Debby, Edward Scissor Hands is on the run !!!
I am looking so forward to MH coming back , i’ve said before we love the old format and we are creatures of habit , but like you say maybe the change will be the making of MH like MH reborn , who knows?? we jolly welll hope so .
I’m not a Ghost hunters lover the interview of them bullying Yvette springs to mind and it hasn’t laid very well with me , but everyone makes mistakes and maybe well i hope they did feel a little guilty aftrwards., but there was far too much background music going on which made it hard for you to hear what was happening until they proved it at least MH didn’t have that .
Sorry to hear about your knee , i have two very creaky ones !!! and that throb when the bad weather sets in , i went for an Xray as thye were giving way on me at some point and i was told i had a thinning in the cartlidge ! and that’s that! nothing you can do , so for about five years or more i take a cod liver oil daily to hopefully help it in some way?? anyway stop rambling on Nikki , i do hope yours gets better soon my lovely.

@Claire Hi there oooh yes will be glued to strictly and recording or may watch Celeb outa here ! got to catch up with last nights ! hey at least they’ve got good old cook Rosemary Shreagar in there now ” Move over Nadine”
Well as far as para tv goes i’ve got as far as Half way thru GA Lizzie borden bb (you know the one , that old gem lol) but aha interesting to find that something sinister happened before the Borden murders but were in fact related to the family thru the brother!!! mmmm plot thickens ??? so i think i will take the time this weekend to catch up so i can join in the para conversation at least ! lol
Thankyou Claire it was Ruth Ellis the blonde bombshell she likes our Freddy boy , maybe she protects him from other spirits?? that’s quite a sweet thought .
NO Christmas shopping as of yet , not much more to get , but enough for me to worry about it as per.
Like you URi geller tickles my funny bone , i find him hilarious and that quip from DR C, is well nothng short of Genius.

Watched a clip of Sarah Miilacan live the new one wow that woman is soo crude but soo funny , i would pay to see her.

i’m making a poor man’s trifle today lol with my daughter my own homemade sponge that went a bit wrong , strawberry jelly, and jam on sponges a bit of cherry wine ( what’s that nik a bit you say??? pull the other one) strawberry packet custard and then dream topping on the top (no cream) so let’s hope it turns out all right , i love a good trifle and no one could do them as well as my dear Grandma Bless her .

Well i have washing to hang out if the weather behaves itself , some ironing to do , my lads trousers to sew up teehee how he splits them lawwd knows! guineas to feed and paratv to catch up on phew will see you all morrow
W/wishes xxxxxxxxxx

Hi Claire, thanks for the sympathy…. more than i got from ” Him indoors ” !!! lol. Tried to find the Haunted programme on Animal Planet at 2am, but all I could see was “Orangutan Island ” !!!! is it 2am sunday morn ?. 🙂

I agree with you that the new MH being completely different is a tad worrying, although we all know there was a certain “poetic licence” regarding some of the “happenings”, we loved the lay out of the show….. I still smile to myself thinking of leslie, Yvette and Cath getting the gigglles in the woods and Leslie getting caught up in that tree !!!
🙂 🙂

I guess by nature we don’t like change but hey… at least they are coming back and sometimes change can be a good thing. Maybe the team will be more scientific like TAPS, i think that is the way to go. In the previous shows, they were hell bent ( excuse the pun ) on finding Jake and actually seeing a spirit manefestation, maybe this time they will concentrate more on other ways of proving spirit existance……. sorry for my rambling lol .

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@claire yes good idea a most haunted live there would be great .xxx thats iff its coming back ?

Hi everyone, hope you are all well. Watched the latest pw last night,,,omg it was brilliant, the family involved were very credible and VERY brave. Laid up with a knee injury the last couple of days so using the time wisely, ie, watching all my paranormal programmes on my planner !!! lol. Just been watching GH, ,,,,I do wish Jason and the TAPS team would smile occasionally, they are SOO serious !!

David Wells
Fancy a week in Bali? http://donnawignall.com/bali-retreat/ I will be there too!

morning claire me and mum are ok thank you hope you are ok ,yes watched ga last night missed p/w becuse the planner had failed so i try again sunday .that shadow figure in g/a awesome and the evps as well ,we want more xxx

@ Jason hi 🙂 not bad mate hope you and your Mum are ok x
Seen you yesterday but the site would not take my response think i used up my daily quota 🙁
So i wasnt ignoring you 🙂 x and i took your advice and watched the rest of the first ep of AHS oooo yup very good start …….
Then i watched GA and they were at a
haunted asylum OMG ……. did you see it ? jeeez brave fellas eh ???? Horrible place.
Did not get round to PW yet ….take care xxx

@ Nikki hi Yes i think it was Ruth Ellis? liked to drive in Freds posh car!
Yes it is a Horror setting last year it was a house this year its an asylum.
BTTrial was a waste of time last night….. poor soul. Helen did do well at the eating though!…. i like you just couldnt do it !!!!!!!!!
Take care xxx

@ Tracey hi was watching GA Letchworth Asylum last night and New York was hit by a hurricane in it ???? Now that ep was originally aired in the US on Oct 28th 20011 ….. they said the last time NY had been hit by a hurricane was 1938…… and yet here we are again makes you wonder eh……?
Just mention given what we were chatting about last week ….. take care xxx

@ Debby hi i havent got around to watching the documentary you posted last week yet but i will it looks good. take care xxx

@ Tony hi 🙂

Ok i am going to have a look at fb see whats what xxx w\wishes

Good afternoon Jason , Debby, Tracey,Vicki,Tony,DARREN have i missed anyone???

Good Afternoon Para Chum Chum Claire LOL !
Just looked at Jess Bell when she started singing it was a bit britney spears then gt better erm not entirely impressed but she will do it for others i’m sure and good luck to her always a tricky buisness this showbizz lark!
Yes didn’t notice orbs at Fred’s think me eyes are going !!! He has the female spirit of Ruth around him dosn’t he? and at the club Caesar’s if he is still owner, she was the last lady to be hanged in England, her surname slips my memory but maybe it’s still her?????

That dog come stallion is amazing here doggy heredoggy!!! too big for ones lap!!

OOOh arms getting ripped off ! no a little bit scared of that , do you know if it’s operation or hospital based i find it interesting a not gory but put it in a horror setting then i completely shy away.
I have to give Helen her due on tues night in the jungle eating Fermenty dumpty lol , but incey baked spider no way hose and the one that made me howl was baa baa black sheep have you any wool yes sir yes sir 3 testicles full (that old classic) yuuueechhh surely some people eat these things??? so hats off to them as i’m not sure my gag reflex could hold!

yeah para tv tonight and celebrity might have to watch celebrity and record rest tho
oooh yes set my recorder for Crickley Hall , looking forward to the 3parta.

W/wishes take care XXXXXXXXXXX

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